The Whole “Tweeting” Thing Revisited

Don’t you love people who vow to never, EVER, do something (fill in the blank with the appropriate action) and then swallow their pride and cave in and do it after all? Don’t you just want to razz them relentlessly? Ha ha! Loser!

So let’s talk about Twitter and tweeting.

Yes, I slammed it. Yes, I said that no one’s life is that interesting that I’d want to follow him or her on Twitter. Yes, I vowed, I would go to the grave NEVER tweeting.

So I just set up a Twitter account. Hah! Take that Mr. Backboneless.

I know what you’re thinking, “Why would you do that Cam?”

To save the world! Or to help in my quest to become leader of the free world, starting with representing Lanark-Frontenac-Lennox & Addington for the Green Party in the Ontario Legislature. I write out the riding name as often as I can to practice it since it’s soooo long.

Young people, you know, are into this Twitter thing, and old timers like me, well, we just have to get with the program and reach out to them. And this is what I hope to do, during the election. I’m not going to start tweeting until the election is called and I will stop once it’s over. Once the writ is dropped though, everyone in Lanark-Frontenac-Lennox & Addington will know what I’ve had for breakfast everyday! OK, maybe not that much information, but they’ll know what’s happening with the election. And yes, feel free to abuse me for being wishy washy and going over to the “tweeting” side.

I had to fill out a Candidate Profile for the Green Party and they wanted to know the address of my website, my Facebook account, my Twitter account, my Google+ account, etc etc etc. I reactivated my Facebook account, which surprisingly was exactly as I left it when I canceled it a year ago, almost like someone in a cubicle in some office was administering it for me in my absence. This Google+ thing though, just looks like Facebook. I also have a LinkedIn account. I just don’t think I can handle another Social Networking Site. Really? I need a website, a blog, a Facebook presence, I need to tweet, be on Google+, LinkedIn … So when will I find the time to go to All Candidates Meetings and knock on doors?

It shows you my commitment to turning this whole climate change thing around that I’d put up with this. And worst of all, they wanted a “head shot.” You know those, every candidate has them on their election materials. Ugh. And I was told at one of the Riding Association meetings, “None of those shots with your head in front of some pine tree that you took with your own camera, just because you’re running for the Green Party.” It had to be on a neutral (i.e. white) background. And done professionally.

So we asked our friend Spencer at Camera Kingston to take the photo. He’s into wind power and electric cars, so he agreed to do it in exchange for a book or two. I was faced with the dilemma of what to wear – a suit and tie to look like politician, or should I dress like the publisher/market gardener that I am. So we took a suit (with no tie) and then a sweater. It was a nice, never worn name brand sweater that Michelle found at a Thrift Store. Now what says, “I’ll be responsible with YOUR tax dollars” more, than wearing thrift store clothes for my candidate photo shoot!”

Spencer has a 96” inch Jumbotron-like screen that he uses to edit photos. For the love of God, I’ve never seen my face on such a large screen! I look like crap! I have sooo many wrinkles! And my nose is both huge and crooked! (Did you know that the name “Cameron” means “crooked nose?”) I look like a boxer… and not a very good boxer apparently! And when did I get so much grey hair? And what the … my teeth are so yellow from all the coffee and tea that I drink, I’m going to need some of those whitening strips …

Spencer took a bunch of photos. Some with me looking serious, some with me smiling like a lunatic, which I kind of preferred. But we ended up with this one. I guess it’s kind of middle of the road. Not too happy. Not too serious. Plaid sort of sweater, like I’m 10 years too late for this style, but I’m comfortable with that as a market gardener. You see, who needs spin doctors and a campaign team; Michelle and I have it all figured out.

Cam-Mather

Anyway, like a root canal I’m hoping I have the worst of the ‘candidate’ stuff over with. The Green Party has their background stuff. I’ve got my photo, and my Twitter account. I was comfortable with living quietly in the woods for a while there. Then we were told blogging would help drive traffic to the website, to help sell books. Then I started putting more personal stuff on the blog. And now I’ve crossed the Rubicon and got a political photo taken that says, “Hi, I’m Cam and I want your vote!” The wonders never cease. Just where does this end?

Perhaps I should get out the guitar and write some folksy songs to sing at All Candidates Meetings, to show how down to earth I am. Our Prime Minister did this a while back because he is viewed as being cold. I’m thinking his handlers said, “We need to soften you up. Here, learn to play this Beatle Song. It’ll help win votes.” How obsequious and cynical.

Nope. Not for me. That photo shows the real me, and I’ll do the tweeting thing to win young votes. That’s it! And smile at babies. Because really, they’ve got 90 years to live with the mess we’re making. Hey kid, I’m doing my best to make sure that your years on the clean up crew won’t be too nasty.

10 Responses to “The Whole “Tweeting” Thing Revisited”

  • Lorna:

    Man, I didn’t even recognize you!!!!!

  • Joute:

    Congrats, Now the green party will advance the the national (and Provincial) well-being of the rocket stove. Good luck.

    By the way, I am so old that I only have an e-mail account, the only tweets I hear are from our birds.

  • Neil:

    Twitter? Facebook? Social Media? Okay, fess up imposter, where is Cam Mather and what have you done with him? Seriously though, good luck with it all… too bad I can’t vote for you but I will vote for Green in Grey-Bruce when the time comes.

  • Gerrit:

    Great stuff Cam! Lots of hoops to jump through. The best thing you could do is just be yourself and have fun with it. I too preferred the woodsman photo, but I suppose you have to clean up a little bit for this stuff. Man, I can’t wait for the candidate’s debate.

  • Neil B. (Orleans):

    Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce The Right Honourable Cam Mather, MPP, representing Lanark-Frontenac-Lennox & Addington.

    Cam, it has a nice ring to it. Of course the “Right Honourable” is reserved for Federal and not Provincial politicians. However, I thought the word “Honourable” definitely applies to you Cam since you are one of the most Honourable people I have ever met.

    Good luck on the campaign trail, Cam!! Didn’t Elizabeth May, Leader of the Green Party of Canada (and first Green Party member ever to be elected in the country) use about 2000 volunteers to win her riding during the last Federal election?

  • Amber:

    To be honest, the twitter and facebook thing really shines when your trying to reach people in a last minute for some form of relay, function or event. Alot of times, they miss or dismiss the emails and posts telling them to join you, but lo and behold, you tweet the day of the event and suddenly they arrive because they had nothing better to do. Not really the best option, but for some events, I will take it anyday. You never know when someone who hadnt planned on going, ends up being a big donor or supporter. Just a thought. We have a lighthouse preservation society, a riverkeepers association and our humane society that I like to help out with and they all benefit from a little last minute “tweeting”.

  • Richard:

    Laughed Out Loud – LOL! I enjoy all your posts but I really enjoyed reading this one. I have enjoyed reading your books and watching your videos too and you would certainly have my vote if I was in the Lanark-Frontenac-Lennox & Addington riding!

  • Jeff:

    Sorry Cam, I liked the well dressed woodsman look better! Because you looked like me when I am cutting wood! Ha Ha.

    You are not my candidate (I can’t seem to find who the Green Party candidate is for Glengarry Prescott and Russell)but since we both heat with wood I wonder if you could you see your way to advocate for some support from the GPO to those of us who heat with carbon neutral biomass (tax breaks on new EPA efficent wood stoves and masonary heaters ) and certified sustainably sourced fuel wood. I did nt see that in their platform.

  • bunkie:

    LOL! great post cam. i signed up for the twitter thingy too, but never figured out how it works?! nice photo of yourself!

  • Jaeson:

    It’s a Cosby sweater!!!!

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